Fashion Police - Alert Number #1

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Hipster jeans are a PRIVILAGE!!! Not a right!
Singlet tops are a PRIVILAGE!!! Not a RIGHT.....

You have to EARN the right to be able to wear these sort of cloths!
I think a person who wants to wear these items of clothing has to ask 5 friends and 2 strangers if its appropriate for them to wear them.

Having seen the wrong person wearing both these items of clothing I need to go and scrub my eyeballs. \

Theres some other sorts of cloths that should be a privilage not a right, Spandex, Lycra, PVC, tight skirts and tight dresses for starters...... theres otheres but I cant think of them ...

Feel free to add tour own

(EDIT: Changed title a little)

Comments

[mireille21.livejournal.com]

Lycra!! Always lycra!1 (I know you mentioned it but it bears repeating) think Star Trek uniforms on the ill-proportioned. Ergh!

[dcrisp.livejournal.com]

Now, if all the star trek guys wore bike shorts it would have been alright :P

[miss-terri-girl.livejournal.com]

Actually, spandex and lycra should be banned outright.

[dcrisp.livejournal.com]

The ONE execption is Bike Shorts.. but still with the proviso that the person wearing those bike shorts has to still have permission

[baralier.livejournal.com]

There's a reason I don't wear lycra...

[dcrisp.livejournal.com]

Yeah... you dont have the legs for it

[missmargaret.livejournal.com]

I must admit that after seeing the display of summer fashions at work today, I would say the same for anything clinging *full stop* There were a few moments there today when I had to stop myself from asking people if they had a mirror in their household. Why is it that all sense of decency and fashion goes out the window when it gets hot?

[dcrisp.livejournal.com]

I mean.. .EEWWW!!!!!

Yup... I think im begining to see the virtues of ONE of the current fassions which is the 1950s dresses that some girls are wearing.. and some girls make them look really sexy....

[lisanne.livejournal.com]

Women at the gym that wear leotards in general, let alone those that show the world just how far up their bum crack it goes while pushing their bike shorts up their arse with it! -shudder-

[dcrisp.livejournal.com]

im TRYING to eat my dinner here, Dear, :)