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Bob the Builder Slain by Unknown Gunman

Bob's stuffing was blown out

Bob the Builder was slain by an unknown gunman at the Royal Melbourne Show Grounds last night. The shooting occurred during the final fireworks display for the day and nobody heard the shooting. The single shot was so powerful that Bob had his stuffing literally blown out. A witness was heard to utter "There was so much white stuff everywhere, Everything was white.. .. it was horrific... I couldn't look" Police are unsure of the reason behind the shooting at this point, but Bobs long time love interest, Wendy, said that during some of his recent work he has had some Mafia strong arms attempt to interrupt his work. Wendy is currently being comforted by family and friends. When the fireworks display was over, Bob was found lying in a pool of his own stuffing. “When he was found there was very little we could do for him” the local police commander stated during a media frenzy. When asked “Can you fix him” by a foreign journalist, The Police Commanders response was “No we cant, his stuffing was blown out across the floor” Police are asking for witnesses to this callous attack to come forward to help them piece together the incident. When the police were asked “Can we fix it” They could only respond with “No… We cant…The bullet blew the stuffing out of him” With APP