Spam Glorious Spam!

Its been a while since I checked my enternet account. 3 months maybe.

So I log in and started looking at the email.... and gave up.. 3900+ emails of spam!

I can refinance my home mortage for as little as 1.91% whilst using some of that money to buy viagra and a penis extension. I can then contact teens who will do anything. If that dosnt satisfy me... Oh you get the point... luckily my work email is protected by Mailmarshal, hence I get hardly any spam to that account.

Jedi Mind Tricks and LAN Games

The other day Simon decided he wanted to LAN game with us. Simon is from Ballarat and so hardly ever comes down to Melbourne usually as the DM in our rarely played D&D game (None of this crappy cthulu or other roleping.. im talkign real original D&D hack n slash BAsh n Mash n die messily roleplaying). It's a rarer occasian again when he brings his computer with him. A date was set. This Saturday day(no time like the present). For once we are starting at the crack of dawn of 9am on a Saturday.

Yesterday arvo Simon indicated that he may not be able to attend as his baby and partner were both sick.

This situation would not stand.

So, Summoning up my Jedi mind powers I sent him an email saying that his baby and partner were not sick. The following exchange happened.

"Hey what do you know, the mind trick worked. I seem to recall the Rohan actually slept really well last night, and then again this morning after a bootle, leaving the Mother much refreshed. I'll still need to refer to her at some point, just to see if there's any counter-mind-trick-tricks she's going to perform." - Simon

" I'm not the father you're looking for... " - Brad

Okee.. I thought it was funny... it makes sense to me!

As for LAN Gamage: probably Ghost Recon, maybe some Operation Flashpoint if theres enough original copies, probably some fallout tactics to see what its like. Oh yeah.. and Call of Duty.